Russell Brand's Ponderland

You know you want it

So Russell Brand has a new nightly show on Britain's Channel 4. Americans may not be familiar with this fine specimen; but women like Kate Moss certainly are. Britain's tabloid darlings just can't get enough of his raw sexuality and virility. How could anyone resist this?

Kongye has to admit she wants a piece of that. Kongye will pretty much do any man over 6 feet tall who looks like he hasn't eaten in weeks. That's how she likes them. In addition to screwing half the anorexic women in England, Brand wa also named Standup of the Year by Time Out London in 2005. His latest project is a nightly half hour program that just features 23 minutes of standup on a different subject each night. Kongye likes it; but she's blinded by the "sex insect" presenting. Another reason to check out this clip: Brandy is going to try to invade our shores in the next 12 months with at least two movies. He's in the new St. Trinians (which stars Colin Firth, Rupert Everett, and a bunch of young starlets previously known only for walking red carpets and wearing expensive clothing on their orange, skeletal frames- should be good) and
Forgetting Sarah Marshall which promises to be next summer's Knocked Up. Here he is, in one of the more restrained bits from the first episode of his show: