What Kongye Does at Work

Kongye's work day is so boring, it makes her long for the good ol' days at the last job. Right about now would be the time one of her charming coworkers would casually ask her how to convince his girlfriend how to have a threesome with a dwarf and film it (actual conversation). Those were the days. Never a dull moment in the world of sports broadcasting.

Why can't one of these cast members get horrifically injured, arrested, or otherwise fucked up? I need the excitement and the current epidemic of uninteresting calamities is not going to cut it.

If you can relate, here are some Youtube gems sure to brighten up your day:

For Alex

And a blog favourite for some time now: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8