More Gossip Girl

Because I have nothing to do at work right now and, quite frankly, because I am developing a near obsession with this show, here is some more Gossip Girl content I found:

First a description of Cumface's character in the books from Wikipedia:


Chuck Bass
A rich, lust-driven antagonist whose list of the finer things in life is short: sex and alcohol. He once came close to taking advantage of a vulnerable Jenny Humphrey in a bathroom and tried to sleep with an inebriated Serena van der Woodsen. Nobody is certain about his sexual orientation. Chuck has an obnoxious pet monkey named Sweetie, who can often be found perching on his shoulder and wearing coordinated outfits. Everyone, quite frankly, despises him, but because his bank account and good looks have just always been part of the latest party, they just shrug off his egotistical antics and accept him for what he is: a rich party animal. He ends up going to military college, because he didn't get into any of the normal ones he applied to. He is portrayed by Ed Westwick in the TV series.

I demand that the monkey be immediately written into the show! $10 to the first person to photoshop a monkey in a "coordinating outfit" into a photo of Cumface. I don't even think it would be hard to find coordinating outfits in tiny sizes for a monkey with the way designers make kids' clothing now.


P.S.: I can't wait to see Cumface and pretty much any of the male characters hook up. Too bad the producers will pussy out and just make him predatory to one gender.




I found this production still online. In the trailer for episode 2 Cumface is seen standing between two identical hookers (not these girls). I guess the running theme is that he enjoys buying double the fun. C0-blogger Phallic points out one of these girls looks a bit manly. Here's hoping he's on to something.