AMSM- Meet Andre

The beauty of AMERICA'S MOST SMARTEST MODEL is undoubtedly the contestants. In the first of a 4 part series highlighting the best of the best, meet Andre:

The best part is that he keeps referring to himself as "Soviet." Bitch is straight out of 1983. In his mind the Berlin Wall never fell and Right Said Fred is the greatest artist of all time. He is so channeling the "I'm Too Sexy" look.

I bet it turns out Andre is from Wisconsin.