I Love New York 2 begins in earnest

"Girl, you sexier than a 10 piece meal"

Meet Midget Mac. Midget Mac is a competitor on I Love New York 2 who comes off as the results of some deranged alchemical experiment to create a Flavor Flav homunculus. At one point New York made a remark to the effect that he was the perfect height to eat her out. This is immediately disproved a few minutes later when we see that he comes up to stomach level with her when she is wearing 2 inch heels, so unless her snatch is located somewhere around her sternum, I sincerely doubt that. More to come when I get home from work.

I know I said I was going to do a breakdown of the casting special, but after rewatching it, I realized that it was pointless for me to mock it when the show does my job for me already. I'll definitely have a play-by play of the first actual episode of this up in the next few days.

(Hey, Kongye's still putting off posting that SYTYCD tour review she promised what, 2 weeks ago? Cut me a little slack here.)