More KANYE

Listen Kanye, stop being self-aware and making fun of your persona. That is my job. Do you see me making videos that rip off Akira? Do I walk around Tokyo markets looking for venetian blinds I can wear as sunglasses?

Finally I understand why Kanye is always wearing sunglasses indoors: he is a modern Samson. His power is in those dark lenses. Watch as Kanye removes his glasses and immediately forgets the words to his own song.