More KANYE

Listen Kanye, stop being self-aware and making fun of your persona. That is my job. Do you see me making videos that rip off Akira? Do I walk around Tokyo markets looking for venetian blinds I can wear as sunglasses?

Finally I understand why Kanye is always wearing sunglasses indoors: he is a modern Samson. His power is in those dark lenses. Watch as Kanye removes his glasses and immediately forgets the words to his own song.

KANYE

Whether you love him or hate him- or love to hate him, or hate to love him- you had to see Kanye's performance on SNL last night. His first musical performance was definitely a highlight. I still can't figure out what my favourite part was.

Glow-in-the-dark Kanye?









"Whoa, it's really dark in here. I can't see anything! Maybe some of my trademark stupid glasses would help"









It's Black Elton John, bitch.









Kanye's hiphop string harem?









THE WINNER: Kanye changes glasses midperformance. I guess the intense sunlight on that stage was making it hard Kan to concentrate.










What was your favourite part? Why don't you watch Kanye and tell us.