Fox Reality Awards- The Very Mean and Not-Suitable-for-Children Review

FOX REALITY CHANNEL REALLY AWARDS- Oh my God, this show was even more of a train wreck than I could have imagined. The thought of all these attention-seeking losers piled into a shitty nightclub in Hollywood celebrating each other's fame-whoring is enough to make my head explode. The highlight of the night may have been when they trotted out that crying girl from American Idol . Oops, I meant THIS crying girl (I could only handle 4 seconds of that shit, if you want more, search for yourself). They bring her out and apparently that fat little moron is still weeping at the sight of Yesterday's News. More importantly, 2 minutes after the 10-year-old comes on, show hostess Kennedy tells us that they have a hot tub full of whores from HBO's Cat House backstage and shows us footage of the hos taking off their bikinis and rubbing their tits into random douche's faces. Classy and family-friendly! The rest of the show was a parade of cheese and stupidity, topped off by Fox Reality milking that incident where The Original Firecrotch knocked out some other reality asshole's teeth. How appropriate that a show honouring attention-seekers would stage a ridiculous publicity stunt like this.