So You Think You Can Dance is Back

Australia now has its own version of SYTYCD. Naturall, Kongye has been watching religiously. SYTYCDAustralia has raised the stakes. They weren't satisfied with just some gay princes, they brought in the gay pirate king:

Thanks to BloggingSYTYCD, Kongye dug up this guy's last appearance on TV:

Robin Hood

Soon-to-be-Grandpa Keith Allen steals yet another scene in the BBC's Robin Hood. This was the best thing in all of Season 2 so far. I told you guys this show was bad.

What does this remind me of........

Wade Robson on Dancing with the Stars

Wade Robson, my favourite choreographer from So You Think You Can Dance performed on Dancing with the Stars last night. He was everything I could have hoped for and more. In what was obvious an homage to his time at the Neverland Ranch, Wade did a very post-traumatic stress disorder influenced circus piece. Here's the video:

Ok, I lied. Wade isn't so much my favourite choreographer as he is my favourite choreographer to mock. Don't get me wrong, his work is fantastic, he just clearly has a special, special mind. He's constantly towing the thin line between genius and I Love New York 2 contestant.

Saturday Reviews

FOX REALITY CHANNEL REALLY AWARDS- So I've already reviewed this show. My comments were pretty harsh so I'll just use this space to pass along some news on the So You Think You Can Dance. As you may know, SYTYCD is the only network reality show I watch. Therefore, in the non-rant section of my Really Awards review, I'll talk about the SYTYCD happenings on Saturday's show. Mary Murphy won Best Judge/ Host, the show won for Favourite Competition Show, and Benji did a "dance." I'll be sure to share that with you if I find the clip or a place to download the entire show so I can make a clip. It was pretty unwatchable, so you're not missing much.

LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL- I would never pay money to see this steaming pile of Chihuahua shit on Broadway. If you are one of the many mouth-breathers who would, leave my blog right now and never come back. You disgust me. You are what is wrong with our society and the reason there are no good mainstream movies, TV shows, or albums anymore. I decided to catch MTV's presentation of the musical so that I could at least speak with some authority when I ripped it a new one. So far I'm halfway through the opening song "Oh My God, You Guys" (I'm not making that up, and the song is just as annoying as the title would have you believe) and I already want to blow my brains out. Can this version of Legally Blonde end with the sorority house getting blown up in the first 15 minutes of the play?
EDIT: The audience is even more obnoxious than the show. This is an exact, word-for-word clone of the movie with crappy music set over the crappy dialogue. Wow, the product placement is the icing on the cake.

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT ELVIRA- I was very disappointed with this show. Not just because it's another vehicle for trailer trash Rock of Love rejects to get on TV, but because it's a boring piece of crap. The one thing Elvira had going for her is that she was campy to the max. On this reality program you get the sense she's either forgotten how to play her own alter ego or she just doesn't care anymore. It's not intentionally funny or funny in a VH1 reality wreck is. I'm going to take a nap after watching that. Wake me when Fox Reality premieres that trannie dating show.

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE-No major disasters, therefore nothing of any interest. It goes without saying that there were no funny sketches and Jon Bon Jovi is not cut out for comedy. They're re airing Kanye's episode next week, you should check that out.

So You Think You Can Dance Tour Photos

So You Think You Can Dance Tour- Atlantic City

So You Think You Can Dance Tour- East Rutherford

Tween Must Be Contagious

So I went to the So You Think You Can Dance Tour tonight. Far too tired to blog about the whole thing now; but I wanted to post my video of the Princes dance from tonight. This dance is everywhere on this blog, so I had to get video of it live. All that screaming in the video is courteousy of my section- where the average age was 29 and we all vowed not to scream like little girls. That didn't work out.

Programming Notes

Kongye is now back to work in an office and it's been crazy here. Kongye works at a zoo, and today the animals have gone crazy. Hopefully we'll have some updates postgame tonight. Stay tuned.

Tomorrow is the start of a week of wall-to-wall So You Think You Can Dance-related activities for the Kongizzle so there may be even more random references to the blog's #1 TV obsession. Kind of like in this post and my personal favourite.

Another Gossip Girl Tease- Feel the Sexual Tension

An exclusive preview of tonight's show:

I have to say I was a little thrown off by the sudden costume changes in this scene; but it really works.

What's on Kongye's TiVo tonight- Man Ogling Edition

Now that the TV season is officially underway, I'm going to put myself out there and reveal the contents of my DVR to the blog-reading public (as is anyone reads this). Here's what I feel is worth my TV-watching time tonight:

PRISON BREAK-8pm, Fox- I watched the third season premier last week and had no idea what the hell was going on. The most horrifying part is that Wentworth Miller is trapped under all that clothing. FREE WENTWORTHS PECS! At least give me some arm, Fox. Stop being cheap and fire the makeup artist to do the fake tattoos.

DANCING WITH THE STARS- 8pm, ABC- It's no SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE(where else can you get dueling gay princes and, ummm, this); but it has former 90210 cast members dancing with wax statues. I heart Derek Hough. When I found out he was dancing with my homegirl Jennie Garth, I knew it would be the start of something beautiful on this blog. Americans have not been graced with the hotness that is the Houghness; but he's like a twinkier version of Zac Efron. You heard right- MORE twinky. DWTS is the perfect place for Derek because for once he won't be the least realistic human there.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER- 8pm, CBS- Technically Kongye will be downloading this because it conflicts with the other two shitty shows on at 8. This is the only thing Kongye watches on CBS. Kongye loves her some Neil Patrick Harris. In fact, Kongye loves all men on television named Neil. For the record, Kongye scoured the internet looking for shirtless NPH pics to link here- purely for continuity's sake- but nothing of quality was available. Doogie needs to get naked more often. The goods were on display last season, and it was some fantastic merchandise. At some point Kongye will do a Neil vs. Neil entry because those two have a lot in common. As a general rule Kongye doesn't have ogling feelings about NPH, we just respect his work. He was robbed of an Emmy. Piven's so ugly and pathetic he got the pity votes. Kongye's gonna get you, Piven. Watch NPH on HIMYM, people.

WEEDS- 10pm, Showtime- This show keeps getting more insane and I like that. I wish the producers would have fewer Olsen twins dry humping Hunter Parrish, though. I didn't actually care, or even notice that much. I thought it was a bit of a stunt when they did it last week. I was more annoyed that they replayed that 3 second clip on every show for a week to show how scandalous the Olsen twins now were. Stick to making funny TV, don't do stupid stunt casting.

THE WAR- That's right, Kongye's all cultured and shit. Kongye's going to be watching the new Ken Burns 25-part, 175-hour WWII documentary while reading the accompanying book and thinking really deeply about loss and sacrifice. That's the plan at least. So far the first part is sitting on Kongye's DVR's and was skipped over so Kongye could see what the ladies on The View wanted to bitch about today.